Metal dudes that are still into metal pt. 1.

Ever noticed how almost everyone that is now considered "metal legends" have absolutely no idea what is going on? They're all just basically a bunch of old posers who wrote some good riffs back in their younger days. Try walking up to Gary Holt, Chuck Billy, Dave Mustaine, basically anyone who was big bag then and still lives off their first records. Hand over a demo or something. Chances are they most likely won't even check it out. They probably won't even speak to you unless you bring their new record for them to sign. They have stopped to be metal, ceased to be true, they are ex metal.

Most of them wears ridiculous clothes on stage like baggy shorts and beanies, are either bald, or have some hip hairstyle going on, grows silly facial hair (often goatees), gets cheap tribal tattoos, and tries generally too hard to look like a tough guy.
Here you can see some fat tattooed douche trying to sing for exodus. He think he's being all bad ass with the tattoos and baldness, but ends up looking like a fat fuck in a shirt. This is what the generations to come will think is metal. Think of the children, man. Paul Baloff would have beaten this shit to a pulp in a heartbeat, and so should you.



Though, there are still those who refuse to give up on giving up on being metal. The few and the proud. These are personal heroes, and who I'm gonna write about.

DAN MOTHERFUCKING LILKER

Coolest dude ever.

Now here's a motherfucking who still knows what metal is all about. He is actually cooler now then he was in the eighties. This guy knows his metal. Just check that shit out. He has a fucking Blasphemy shirt. Most people that are into black metal isn't even into blasphemy, and this is the dude who started Anthrax, what a guy. I don't know when this picture is taken though, because he has looked the same for the past 20 years.

He haven't played in a single shitty band. I haven't heard Hemloc though, but they seem alright. I heard there was an entire track on the which was just the band listening to a Hellhammer song fom Triumph of Death.

Ok, first off he started Anhrax. Along with Scott Ian ofcourse, but he's a douche. He played lead guitar back then, and wrote a bunch of stuff for Fistfull of Metal. Which is to me, the only Anthrax album. He was pretty much pioneering Thrash metal.
Then he started Nuclear Assault, and SOD, and pioneered fucking crossover.

I'm gonna have to finish this later, fuck.