COOL METAL DUDES THAT ARE STILL INTO METAL pt. 2

KATON DE'motherfucking PENA

Fight the power!

He looks like a black Rob Halford now though, minus the gayness maybe.
or more like Rob Hellfro (you gotta admit that is pretty clever).

This guy knows his metal as well.
He started some shit out back in the really early days with a band called Phantasm. I think they even had that bassist that was in Metallica for like 2 days or something.

Anyway. Phantasm released two demos, which both are fucking awesome, and you should totally check them out. I think they rereleased that shit in some compilation thing. Buy it.

Now I'm gonna be honest though, I haven't really heard anything other then the two first Hirax albums, which are fucking awesome as well. I even saw them live once, and they played a bunch of new songs and I was like.. Hey this shit sounds awesome I'm totally gonna fucking buy their new albums or whatever after the show. Then they played Bombs of Death and I forgot about the whole thing. Come to think of it, I think I managed to steal a patch and a sticker though.

I don't think he's done much more then sining on two awesome releases, being an awesome vocalist/frontman, and touring fucking everywhe.

Oh wait. He have.

He has his own fucking record company(at least I'm guessing this is his idea). It's called BLACK DEVIL RECORDS. Now, I'm not sure if that is somewhat racist, but I find it pretty funny. Anyway he's selling a bunch of awesome stuff, including some pretty sweet compilations. at the website you should check it out and give him some money Right fucking now. Some of it is even pretty damn cheap.

And just look at those albums he's selling. Morbosidad? That's pretty obscure. Imagine if people like Dave Mustaine and Tom Araya would be into those bands now. It's kinda like that, only he's black and his name is Katon, and he eats metal for breakfast, and then he shits it out. And if he could, probably even fuck it too. I bet if it was legal to marry a music genre, Katon would so fucking marry Metal. Just look at how fucking metal he is. Just the way he talks is fucking metal.

Just look at this video. Look.

The only other old metal dude I could imagine releasing something like that is this guy right here (to the left, you fucking idiot). Actually I faintly remember hanging around those guys when they were all posing for pictures and stuff. Shit, I should have gotten one too, and told him to revive Phantasm.



And I'm not gonna write a COOL METAL DUDES THAT ARE STILL INTO METAL pt. 3 with Fenriz in it, bucase he's doing a damn good job keeping up his true and old school image just by himself, so yeah. Fuck you Fenriz.

Metal dudes that are still into metal pt. 1.

Ever noticed how almost everyone that is now considered "metal legends" have absolutely no idea what is going on? They're all just basically a bunch of old posers who wrote some good riffs back in their younger days. Try walking up to Gary Holt, Chuck Billy, Dave Mustaine, basically anyone who was big bag then and still lives off their first records. Hand over a demo or something. Chances are they most likely won't even check it out. They probably won't even speak to you unless you bring their new record for them to sign. They have stopped to be metal, ceased to be true, they are ex metal.

Most of them wears ridiculous clothes on stage like baggy shorts and beanies, are either bald, or have some hip hairstyle going on, grows silly facial hair (often goatees), gets cheap tribal tattoos, and tries generally too hard to look like a tough guy.
Here you can see some fat tattooed douche trying to sing for exodus. He think he's being all bad ass with the tattoos and baldness, but ends up looking like a fat fuck in a shirt. This is what the generations to come will think is metal. Think of the children, man. Paul Baloff would have beaten this shit to a pulp in a heartbeat, and so should you.



Though, there are still those who refuse to give up on giving up on being metal. The few and the proud. These are personal heroes, and who I'm gonna write about.

DAN MOTHERFUCKING LILKER

Coolest dude ever.

Now here's a motherfucking who still knows what metal is all about. He is actually cooler now then he was in the eighties. This guy knows his metal. Just check that shit out. He has a fucking Blasphemy shirt. Most people that are into black metal isn't even into blasphemy, and this is the dude who started Anthrax, what a guy. I don't know when this picture is taken though, because he has looked the same for the past 20 years.

He haven't played in a single shitty band. I haven't heard Hemloc though, but they seem alright. I heard there was an entire track on the which was just the band listening to a Hellhammer song fom Triumph of Death.

Ok, first off he started Anhrax. Along with Scott Ian ofcourse, but he's a douche. He played lead guitar back then, and wrote a bunch of stuff for Fistfull of Metal. Which is to me, the only Anthrax album. He was pretty much pioneering Thrash metal.
Then he started Nuclear Assault, and SOD, and pioneered fucking crossover.

I'm gonna have to finish this later, fuck.

So Phil from Malevolent Creation killed a guy

Some crackhead tried robbing a store, and who's there to save the day? God damn Phil from Malevolent Creation. What a hero.

Read for yourself.

Here's some lyrics from their second album, coincidence?

Monster:

"Seize the pipe, offer your life, inhale this obsession.
Filling the lungs of minorities youth, coincidental connection?
The sickness spreading, into their lives, free-base infecting.
Who will pay for their lives?
The gullible one grabs his gun, sticks it to your head.
For a piece of smoking disease, squeeze the trigger until tour dead.
Mind is thrown in disarray, for a vice, unconscious slay.
Governmentally induced, no one except yourself to blame.
No one to blame, suicide this game.
Shell of a man left to wither and die.
Deteriorating waste, ignoring his mind's cry.
Addiction continues, more population to abuse.
MONSTER!
Expanding into your lungs, banish your right of thought.
Tasting your foul sorrow, sickening trend of this plot.
Is this what your soul commands? How much rock can you smoke?
Easy prey for government plans, take this genocidal toke.
Monster!, Monster!, Monster!"



All he wanted was some god damn chocolate milk, AND HE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO HIM. JUST ONE CHOCOLATE MILK.

Power metal.

How the fuck did a genre so awesome become so gay? Power metal used to be all about manly shit like metal, dragons, barbarians, vikings, metal, and more metal. Suddenly, somewhere along the way, something took a turn for the worse. Here is two images I made to help me explain.
It's basically just a picture I found of Conan the barbarian, and I added a guitar. This image has pretty much every ingredient power metal need to be good. A huge fantasy battle, manliness, skeletons, metal and flames. Conan was a huge influence on metal back then, probably because he's the essence of manliness. Pure testosterone, pure awesome.



I don't really know much about new power metal, other then it's shit and has loads of keyboard solos. So I will just let the image speak for itself.

Heres some videos I uploaded to youtube, just to prove how awesome this genre once was.





And heres a video of a some band called Dark Moor. I didn't really think it would be this bad at all. I kinda speechless.